Op-Ed: OJ Simpson's Parol Hearing




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Written By: ~X~ of TFD

Op-ED

The Parole Hearing of OJ Simpson

So...

I have been getting asked what do I think of OJ Simpsons Parole hearing:
                              




 (Why? Just why?! Okay, here we go...)


Anyone who gets away with killing TWO people & comes out with a book...                                   


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Should be learning new recipes for Ramen Noodles and who's going to wash your shorts. 
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OJ, OJ, OJ....
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You should have been the QUIETEST thing on planet earth after that fuckery.



Im not going to bs, you know damn well you killed them.
 
You should have emptied your bank accounts..
packed your shit, 

and moved to Fiji and became a monk far far way!!!!




                                           but instead...


You spilled "The Juice"

              (If your old school and fan of football you will get that.)
 

Any man who lives in cold climate can tell you, leather gloves shrink when wet. 

Not to mention your sock
your truck door
                                            The knife, etc
Lady Justice must have had aunt flow during that whole circus.
                      

                                         There...happy? 
                                   #IJustAboutDiedLulz


Update: 

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Well....OJ will be free in Oct.
I cant wait to see the Halloween Costumes this year...
Too soon?
 

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